Brendan’s a goofy librarian who posts about hockey and liveblogs a lot of things. He is super cuddly, but he needs to stop being such a stoner. (He also had no say in writing this!) If you ask him nicely, I’m sure he’ll Skype you or write you pieces of fanfiction about NHL players. >;) Heheh.Tumblr (3.0; @trollathantoews)http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livinggiseasywitheyesclosed.tumblr.com/post/23946154281">livinggiseasywitheyesclosed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r06zAc4D1qf6iko.jpg"/></p> <p>well hello Hags lmao</p> </blockquote> <p>yesssssss</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23951874297http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23951874297Mon, 28 May 2012 22:15:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r46tDAHp1rwffiqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r46tDAHp1rwffiqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asktherangers.tumblr.com/post/23951618704/it-dont-matter-if-shes-fat-or-if-shes-good-in">asktherangers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/23951575109/jonathan-coulton-just-as-long-as-me-posting">It don’t matter if she’s fat, or if she’s good in bed, just as long as she is just as long as me.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>i think i’m going to die from laughter holy shit</p> <p>this is perfect</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23951848253http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23951848253Mon, 28 May 2012 22:14:58 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hwz33CLS1rwffiqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hwz33CLS1rwffiqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>fuCK</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23666677196http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23666677196Thu, 24 May 2012 12:17:21 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ixonjBiT1rwffiqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ixonjBiT1rwffiqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>oh my god i think my heart just melted</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23666616960http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23666616960Thu, 24 May 2012 12:14:42 +0100<p>talking to chloe on skype, talking for like 5 minutes with no answers before skype says she&#8217;s offline and none of my messages have sent</p> <p>oh thanks skype</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23245761636http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23245761636Thu, 17 May 2012 21:49:46 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46inzgA8K1qi37joo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>just been watching “are you afraid of the dark” (shut the fuck up i love 90s kids shows)</p> <p>this is ryan gosling</p> <p>no, seriously</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23237609000http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23237609000Thu, 17 May 2012 19:14:23 +0100????????????????????<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p9detJP1qbsejjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/23174917809/blurry-hipster-bullshit-photography-nice-pink">mimetastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>blurry hipster bullshit photography</p> <p>(nice pink shirt, homo)</p> </blockquote> <p>this is cute</p> <p>u r cute</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23237492314http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23237492314Thu, 17 May 2012 19:11:40 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/23037998396/2012-nfl-jerseys-are-different">mimetastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I guess? Unless you’re the Eagles? (Lol, Nike swoosh is the only change)</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="386" src="http://i.imgur.com/iQrNH.jpg" width="289"/></p> <p>~~dramatic sock photo~~</p> <p>i dunno bout you but i think that sock looks comfy as hell</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23038033396http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/23038033396Mon, 14 May 2012 15:13:53 +0100<p>i love you too, you fucking goofball.</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22836276779http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22836276779Fri, 11 May 2012 12:27:00 +0100cutiepie<p>this is like when he ignored me for a whole day after i introduced him to the sims 3</p> <p>clearly i just need to stop showing him stuff</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22836240032http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22836240032Fri, 11 May 2012 12:25:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tyo0UrwZ1qbsejjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/22806967904/do-i-even-need-to-say-it-oh-alright">mimetastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…Do I even need to say it?</p> <p>Oh, alright.</p> <p><img height="212" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9hmgG9VK1qafrh6.jpg" width="352"/></p> </blockquote> <p>i like this one - they don’t look like they’re gonna make out as much but ugh the way it looks like tom’s pulling him closer by the hip like that</p> <p><img height="434" src="http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/01/14/216914-tim-tebow-v-tom-brady.jpg" width="535"/></p> <p>the sexual tension is fucking killing me here</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22812053044http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22812053044Fri, 11 May 2012 01:42:21 +0100<p>i just love every quarterback, i&#8217;m sorry</p> <p>plus nobody gives a shit in football fandom</p> <p>we just post gifs of mascots vibrating with googly eyes</p> <p><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvrnfbQh91r82544o11_r1_250.gif"/></p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22806428208http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22806428208Fri, 11 May 2012 00:23:24 +0100http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22806212206http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22806212206Fri, 11 May 2012 00:20:19 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/22805782159/the-point-of-the-matter-is">mimetastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805679821/the-point-of-the-matter-is">trollathantoews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that boy is cray cray</p> <p>and also my team is still better than the blackhawks</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3txs88J2G1qgls4a.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>no shut up</p> <p>my team is better than you-pfpfffhahahahha</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3txvjtAcG1qb5gyk.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="234" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3txzlyHRS1qgls4a.gif" width="387"/></p> <p>aw yes bitches</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805963228http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805963228Fri, 11 May 2012 00:16:45 +0100<p>that boy is cray cray</p> <p>and also my team is still better than the blackhawks</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3txs88J2G1qgls4a.gif"/></p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805679821http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805679821Fri, 11 May 2012 00:12:41 +0100<p>someone could post a HD video of patrick kane beating a jewish gay woman with a shovel whilst yelling insults at her, and his crazy fucking fangirls would still defend him</p> <p>i dunno what sickens me more, that they&#8217;re the first ones to jump in or the fact that they&#8217;re like &#8220;so what, he fucked some bitches&#8221;</p> <p>no, you silly lady, stop being a misogynist</p> <p>you are not cool by doing so, you are lowering yourself and every other woman</p> <p>just like patrick kane is lowering himself and his whole team even if the rumors arent true, because everyone will think they are and also see all the photos of him being wasted</p> <p>even if the rumors aren&#8217;t true, passing out on bartops is not really a fucking good image for someone considered one of the faces of the team</p> <p>(this is why me and my mom have always thought toews was cooler)</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805389646http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22805389646Fri, 11 May 2012 00:08:28 +0100my phone keeps trying to correct toews<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ry7pXqSB1qbsejjo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimetastic.tumblr.com/post/22735440970/drawing-pictures-of-the-flyers-was-making-me-sad">mimetastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Drawing pictures of the Flyers was making me sad, so here’s Tom Brady instead.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is really cute omg</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22736318041http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22736318041Wed, 09 May 2012 22:38:57 +0100<p>i was gonna make some terrible pun about how the devils should go to hell</p> <p>and then i realized that hell would still be an improvement over new jersey</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22732664440http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22732664440Wed, 09 May 2012 21:45:18 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qa4dlHQR1rvt99ho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepdreaming142.tumblr.com/post/22681320082/the-king-himself">keepdreaming142</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The king himself</p> </blockquote> <p>babbu</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22719248907http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22719248907Wed, 09 May 2012 17:06:56 +0100<p>my phone can&#8217;t do heart symbols, what a joke</p>http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22719165528http://trollathantoews.tumblr.com/post/22719165528Wed, 09 May 2012 17:04:40 +0100