May 2012
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livinggiseasywitheyesclosed:
well hello Hags lmao
yesssssss
talking to chloe on skype, talking for like 5 minutes with no answers before skype says she’s offline and none of my messages have sent
oh thanks skype
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2012 NFL jerseys are... Different?
mimetastic:
I guess? Unless you’re the Eagles? (Lol, Nike swoosh is the only change)
~~dramatic sock photo~~
i dunno bout you but i think that sock looks comfy as hell
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bylanebyla asked: hello i love you)))
lost my boyfriend to education blogs on tumblr,...
this is like when he ignored me for a whole day after i introduced him to the sims 3
clearly i just need to stop showing him stuff
and going back to writing fanfiction about nfl...
i just love every quarterback, i’m sorry
plus nobody gives a shit in football fandom
we just post gifs of mascots vibrating with googly eyes
man fuck you guys im going to mcdonalds
the point of the matter is
mimetastic:
trollathantoews:
that boy is cray cray
and also my team is still better than the blackhawks
no shut up
my team is better than you-pfpfffhahahahha
aw yes bitches
the point of the matter is
that boy is cray cray
and also my team is still better than the blackhawks
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fact:
someone could post a HD video of patrick kane beating a jewish gay woman with a shovel whilst yelling insults at her, and his crazy fucking fangirls would still defend him
i dunno what sickens me more, that they’re the first ones to jump in or the fact that they’re like “so what, he fucked some bitches”
no, you silly lady, stop being a misogynist
you are not cool by...
i was gonna make some terrible pun about how the devils should go to hell
and then i realized that hell would still be an improvement over new jersey
who knew
my phone can’t do heart symbols, what a joke
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12 + 15 = ♥
so are the flyers fucked tonight or
i would laugh and be like “AHAHA LOSERS” but i’ve sort of fallen in love with half of them???
i won’t watch the game tonight though, because if i see zac rinaldo’s face on my tv i’m likely to kill things
(i’ll end up watching it really, i just hate him. but scott hartnell makes up for it <3)
aww man, maurice sendak died
i fucking loved where the wild things are
:((((
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before the flyers game i met scott hartnell and sergei bobrovsky!!!!!! (who is really, really funny and shockingly charismatic if you actually understand him)
at the rangers practice i high-fived marty biron! :3
I AM HAVING THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE
my playoff beard is a crime against nature
it’s so, so ugly
YUYUGFHGHDFGJFNNFKN EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
THAT WAS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER BEEN TO
FUCK
YES
LET’S GO RANGERS
/incoherent excited blog posts
he is RIGHT THERE and we keep looking over like giggly douchebags
petya wants to go talk to him i am too nervous!!!!!!
we are in a restaurant
do I say something omg he is sat there
scott hartnell is in the same room as me right now
i am gonna pee
it’s like 12 o clock or some shit
I hate timezones
okay so deep breath hoo
seeing two hockey games in two days. (OH GODDDDDDDDDD)
i wonder if i’ll be able to hound anyone for autographs tonight - we’re on the way to philly right now, i’m posting off my phone. so i won’t be here later, obviously. this is probably gonna be my last post for the next couple of days.
pretty pumped for the philly game but our seats are kinda shitty. no worries.
never...
guess who got henrik lundqvist’s autograph
guess who got their photo taken with boyler, hags and dz
it’s
it’s me
(i can’t post photos here because of my fucking stalker, UUUUGHHHHHHHH)
but
I MET
HENRIK
I SAW HIM
I SAAAAW HIM IN THE FUCKING FLESH
HOLY SHIT
i didn’t talk to him much though, petya had A FULL FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH HIM IN SWEDISH WHILE I WAS...
GUESS WHO'S IN NEW YORK
GUESS WHO MET BRIAN BOYLE AGAIN
GUESS WHO CRIED EVERYWHERE
hint:
IT’S ME
April 2012
32 posts
this game is literally just the capitals and rangers trying to out-retard each other
BRANDON PRUST YOU IDIOT
OH MY GOD
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scarletrage asked: wet wet wet she da wetest in da bwiwding!
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gotye hatin' on that glee cover →
gotye i love you, you talented handsome man
but seriously that cover takes all emotion out of the song, he’s right
the vocals have to sound raw, and pissed off, and that’s what he does
with glee it’s “dinky”, as he put it hahaha
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last night, i barfed on the leather interior of a bugatti veyron while drunk
i feel like i’ve committed some kind of cardinal sin
today i have to clean the entire inside of the car and then wash the outside too as penance
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coachella update: justice were so good that i cried
i cried
what the hell is up with that
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petya: hahaha look, I found your mom on facebook
me: oh my god... wait, how do you know it's her?
petya: her display photo is picture of her wearing her blackhawks jersey
me:
petya: also she changed her last name to toews on it hahahahaha
me: oh my god
me: my mom is so lame
petya: your mom wants captain serious as... toyboy.
me:
me: die
so... rangers game tonight
hags is back bitches aw yiss i love that little swede
kreider is apparently getting more ice time which is good, he played well
alfie is back for the sens, yay for them - not-so-yay for us i think it’ll cause problems
where is brian boyle
why does brian have to get concussion
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BRIAN
GET BETTER
I LOVE YOU
WE NEED YOU
The meaning behind your name →
scarletrage:
stepujici-anka:
scottfartsmell:
ohvegeta:
formerlymn:
bradtasticfantastic:
martymayer:
letangagne:
blaise-pascal:
Audrey’s name means: 1) Secretly homo. 2) One that no one wants to talk to.
Katerina’s name means: 1) Has no friends. 2) Godly.
Cristina’s name means: 1) Godly. 2) To do nothing.
Michelle’s name means: 1) To put on panties. 2) Gone down the wrong path...
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my dosage of carbamazepine got upped because my TN was causing some pretty severe spasms again. no idea what prompted that. i was sick brushing my teeth this morning, i ended up lying on the floor and just crying when the pain started, just wailing like a baby
petya took me to bed, he got me my medicine, he told me it was all gonna be alright. i don’t know how he stays with me,...
omg flyers might as well just kill themselves right now holy shit
a guy in a kings shirsey just hated on me for my rangers snapback at work
what the hell fuck you then
?????
